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  1. RedCreeper07

    RedCreeper07 The Last Crimtane Retired

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    Hi.

    I am a button.

    This game is simple. You just sit here until you die, and stare at a button. I am going to be right back, well, the mental half of me is going to the bathroom. DO NOT PRESS THE BUTTON. Thanks.

    Hint: Say "(Username) pressed the button.
     
  2. Buttonus Caesar

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    Buttonus stares at the button, it reminds him of himself...
     
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    Upon researching I have found that a 0.0000913% of people who press buttons die in the next 7 years. But upon researching further onward, I have found each one's age of being pressed and the cause of death being followed of equaling 100% of the percentage of what I have just stated.
    0-10 - 17%, 10-20 - 41%, 20-20+ - 58% This proves that I have a 41% chance of dying if I press this button. But upon researching I have found that additionally the length, width, shallowness, material made from the button, and the color also matters. Therefore, this technically has infinite possibilities, and 41% is a rough estimate of %0.0000913. This then shows that technically it could be a 100% or a 0% unless I investigate in this further. Upon closely reading chat I found out that the button can talk, or at the very least project mental thoughts or show with a somehow version of communication. If speculating that this was written on the button, that means that the button would precisely have to be big enough to fit it with certain font. Guessing that this is intended for all users, that means that the font couldn't be too small. That means to speculate that it would be as big as this font, in which "Hi. I am a button." fits around 2-3 inches on the screen, and if guessing the button is perfectly circular it is also 2-3 inches long and tall. Further investigating, it is proven that I am not supposed to press this button. Since the fact of what would happen if I didn't press the button and if I did press it is not revealed, that means I have an infinite choice of possibilities. If I am not supposed to press the button that means that it's possible that pressing it has a chance of not happening but also is happening. If we presume it's a 50% chance, or 50/50 for each side of something happening or not, we can then presume that there are infinite possibilities split into this 50%, while the 50% of not doing anything stays unchanged. But then we investigate into this further - it is proven more buttons that kill you are shallow than stable, meaning there is space inside of this so-said button that apparently exists in this room. So that means it could activate it if we press it only 1/2 of the way, or 1/3, or 1/4, or 1/5, or 1/6, ect. going up to where it is impossible to activate it with a certain little amount of being pushed. If we continue onwards from this theory that means it could be possible something can happen if pressed only 1/2 of the way, and ect. Adding to this 50% chance of infinite possibilities, to the chance of being pressed at certain levels to separate it more, also the fact that something good can happen, and all of this in only 0.0000913% and the chance of not doing anything you would think that it's safe. That is when you are wrong though, because a percentage shows that all 100% of people who press a button and die speculate into the button, thinking exactly what we are thinking - the chance nothing happens. This means that the percentage chance raises highly, up to a 100% chance of being activated if we do press it and it manages to land on the so-called unlikely 0.0000913%. That is why I do not press the button.
     
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    I didn't bother reading that nonsense...
     
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  5. RedCreeper07

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    Heh, I think you misunderstood, DO NOT. PRESS. THE. BUTTON.

    *Someone pressed the button, but who?*

    Hint: Press the button.
     
  6. Buttonus Caesar

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    You have no authority over whether or not I press the button. I AM the button!
     
  7. RedCreeper07

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    You're a piece of code. I'm the button, and you do not PRESS the button.
     
  8. Buttonus Caesar

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    I see what you're doing, you're trying to reverse the situation, reword yourself, trying to trick me into pressing the button. It won't work, I say!
     
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    LEGO presses the button






    Psst red join my forum game
     
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  10. RedCreeper07

    RedCreeper07 The Last Crimtane Retired

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    Ahem... I said,

    DO NOT PRESS THE BUTTON!
     
  11. Buttonus Caesar

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    I can read, I'm not a barbarian.
     
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  13. Bismuth

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    k I press the button
     
  14. Buttonus Caesar

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    fudge it. Buttonus presses the button with his foot.
     
  15. RedCreeper07

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    Enough! I know that LEGO is dumb and stupid and has family of hobos. I know he got this computer using drug money, and food from a trashcan. Ha! What do you say about that?

    NOTE TO EVERYONE:

    This button is going to be cruel, but I'll keep any touchy subjects to a minimum. If anything feels too touchy, please don't hesitate to contact me. I want this to be fun, not mean. Thanks.
     
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  16. Bismuth

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    I press the button again
     
  17. RedCreeper07

    RedCreeper07 The Last Crimtane Retired

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    Ok.. ENOUGH!

    *The button rises 9001 miles off the ground.*

    Ha! Try pressing the space button now!
     
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    That was mean...
    Also you got this from a fucking minecraft video.

    Lego shoots the button with a shotgun.
     
  19. Buttonus Caesar

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    *Gets in a rocket ship* Don't fudge with Wu Tang.
     
  20. Bismuth

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    um, I grow 9001 miles taller to press the button
     
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