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  1. RedCreeper07

    RedCreeper07 The Last Crimtane Retired

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    Da- WHA?! ARE YOU REALLY THAT STUPID??! I LITERALLY gave you 400 THOUSAND chances to NOT go into that EXIT! Are you that convinced that you want something BAD happen to- oh great... now I SOUND like the Narrator in this "borrowed" game.

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    YOU KNOW WHAT? GET THE (expletive) BACK HERE!

    *Plasma and Spyhunter were teleported BACK to the first platform. While they were walking out of the Mind Control Facility, a bridge was lowered for them to go to the next platform. The entrance of the Mind Control Facility was then blocked by... oh god... a Trump wall.*
     
  2. PL45M4 D3V45T4T0R

    PL45M4 D3V45T4T0R The Elder Plasma Retired

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    >Plasma channels LEGO's ghost to convince the wall to let Spy and himself pass.
     
  3. RedCreeper07

    RedCreeper07 The Last Crimtane Retired

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    Ugh! Stop wasting time!!!

    *Suddenly, plasma and Spyhunter is back into the room with 2 doors.*

    Ha! You'll never know where the exit is now!! F****r!!! Also, I haven't done this in awhile but...

    * The red, very obvious button appears in front of them*

    I haven't been rude yet! So... You (plasma) is a dumb, dying blob of slime! And your buddy, (Spyhunter) well - looks worse than the worst animation ever! Ha! Roasted!!!

    Obviously he forgot how to roast. Again, and look CLOSELY, anything rude the button says is for fun and effects, and I am not really trying to make fun of you. If the insults are going too far for you, PM me. I will listen to you!
     
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  4. PL45M4 D3V45T4T0R

    PL45M4 D3V45T4T0R The Elder Plasma Retired

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    >Plasma walks into the wall, and phases through.
     
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    Bismuth Elder Auroran Trusted User Retired

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  6. RedCreeper07

    RedCreeper07 The Last Crimtane Retired

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    OH... So that's why you are so show, MS. Uh..... Tiny dragon thingy... Oh nevermind. Get back here you diseased blob!!!!

    *Plasma is taken back to the same platform. The button with the lightbulb was still there, but obviously it would be best to not push it, or is it?*

    Anyways, now with 'blobby' out of the way, now time to deal with Drago... Or actually, the worst dragon ever in this place!

    *Steals the book and throws it at plasma using gloves he magically picked up. They were red, just like the button.*

    Hey... These actually fit me well. I should use them more...
     
  7. PL45M4 D3V45T4T0R

    PL45M4 D3V45T4T0R The Elder Plasma Retired

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    >Plasma asks the button if it wants to go out for tea and biscuits, because it seems Red wants him to be close to the button.
     
  8. Pyro240

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    hey red guess what

    >presses button
     
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  9. RedCreeper07

    RedCreeper07 The Last Crimtane Retired

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    Wait - how do you know my name?

    Because I have the EXACT same name as you, you idiot!

    *Sarcastic* Oh... No... so scary... It's the godly voice that made me. *Waves the gloves in a magical way* Try speaking now, f****r!

    Vad själva heck du - vänta, varför jag talar svenska? KNAPP!!!!!


    Hah! Try saying that again, you swedish necropooper. It's my world now, mine, mi-

    *Gets pressed*

    Fffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...

    Done!

    Ok, you win! F**k off! I'm done! Go enjoy a cup of tea or something!

    *And everything goes black. That's until everyone somehow gets placed into a glass box, with a toilet, a radio playing very familiar music, and a - wait, is this the Portal starting room?!*
     
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    >Pyro still somehow manages to press the button again. Probably due to that space-time rift right next to him for no apparent reason. Wait, nope, that's a misplaced 4th Wall Fracture. He sticks his hand inside of it to see what happens.

    Ooh, are we swearing in alternate languages? I'd do that but I care too little to participate.
     
  11. RedCreeper07

    RedCreeper07 The Last Crimtane Retired

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    Jag är inte svära. Jag är fast tala på svenska, tack vare den knappen. Kan du kanske ... gör ... något? Det är om du kan även förstå mig ... :(
     
  12. PL45M4 D3V45T4T0R

    PL45M4 D3V45T4T0R The Elder Plasma Retired

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    >Since Plasma doesn't feel like using Google Translate, he waits in the room with Pyro and hopes to start thinking with portals.
     
  13. Pyro240

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    >Pyro uses Google Translate. And copy+pasta. Here's the result: "New I did not swearing. I firmly speak Swedish, thanks to the button. Can you maybe ... do ... something? That's if you can even understand me"

    >Pyro then explains portals from the portal games would require an incredible amount of negative matter (Not insanity wars negative matter. Different stuff.) to keep up- Enough of it to delete the existence of the moon in an instant. So instead of Aperture Science portals, he suggests weird magical stuff he doesn't understand may be a better bet.
     
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  14. RedCreeper07

    RedCreeper07 The Last Crimtane Retired

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    *does CPR on th-*

    So trying to revive the, *ahem* MY thread, kid!

    Anyways. *The button's voice starts to sound professional* I am going to test your puzzle skills, thanks to this borro- I mean MY game, made by ME. There is no such thing as Valve, got it you unnecessary twaps.

    Anyways, I will watch you go through this puzzle, and it might allow me to release you from my grip, got it.

    However, I will not speak.

    She will...

    *Commence Portal 1 introduction.*
     
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    >Pyro presses the button again, then leaves the dying forum game via illogical 4th wall shenanigans.
     
  16. PL45M4 D3V45T4T0R

    PL45M4 D3V45T4T0R The Elder Plasma Retired

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    >Plasma is confused at Red's aim for this forum game, but decides to stay anyway. He completes a few puzzles.
     
  17. Pyro240

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    >Pyro presses the button.
     
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  18. lessence

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    Lessence presses te button... "Dammit is stuck maybe...." Repeteadely smashes the button with both hands "Argh...." Gets a giant hammer and smashes the button, finally activating it "Phew... done :)"
     
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