General Funny Insults and all that Great Stuff.

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  1. Red Ranger

    Red Ranger Nolife Polaris

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    Post funny insults, yo mama jokes, or comebacks here.
    This is NOT meant to be a place where you intentionally insult someone. If bullying takes place on this thread, I will ask higher staff to shut it down.
     
  2. LEGO

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    Your mom is so fat chuck norris cant get around her
     
  3. Red Ranger

    Red Ranger Nolife Polaris

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    Yo mama so fat, that when God said "Let there be light", he asked her to move.
     
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    Yo mama is so old, her birth certificate had expired.
     
  5. Red Ranger

    Red Ranger Nolife Polaris

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    That's a classic.
    Yo mama so dumb, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.
     
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  6. Trevor

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    Yo mama so fat, when she went on My-Space it turned into No-Space
     
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  7. Trevor

    Trevor the scout

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    Also might I add, the Yo Mama jokes you got off youtube aint funny
     
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  8. key

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    yo mama so fat they had to turn facebook into space book when she joined
     
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  9. Red Ranger

    Red Ranger Nolife Polaris

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    Yo mama so old, her first Christmas was THE first Christmas.
    Yo mama so dumb, she bought tickets to Xbox Live.
    Yo mama so fat, her belly button got home an hour before she did.
    Yo mama so ugly, that when she went to a strip club, they paid her to keep her clothes on.
    Right back at ya ;)
     
  10. key

    key the glowing mushroom Polaris Retired

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    yo mama so ugly that even the eye of Cthulhu didn't want to see her (also youtube jokes .. red don't use them please )
     
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  11. Manefuel

    Manefuel Nolife Trusted User

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    Yo mama so fat that when she fell down Pangea broke into Laureasia and Godwana
    (Not sure if i spelled that right lel)
     
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  12. LEGO

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    Yo mama is so fat she proved the Continental Drift Theory and disproved Plate tectonic theory.
     
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  13. Trevor

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    10/10, not even off youtube. Key for president
     
  14. Red Ranger

    Red Ranger Nolife Polaris

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    Yo mama so ugly, that when she tried to join an ugly contest, they said "no professionals".
     
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    Trevor the scout

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    I said no your mama jokes from youtube
     
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  16. Manefuel

    Manefuel Nolife Trusted User

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    Yo mama so stupid that she tried to impress English people
     
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    yo mama so stupid that when she was a storm trooper she actually hit something (and manefuel what?)
     
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  18. Red Ranger

    Red Ranger Nolife Polaris

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    Yo mama so fat, when people tried to drive around her, they ran out of gas.
    Yo mama so fat, when she wore a black swimsuit to the beach, everyone screamed, "OIL SPILL!".
    Yo mama so fat, that when she wore a yellow raincoat and was crossing the street, everyone shouted, "TAXI!".
    Yo mama so hairy, that when she went to the movies to see the new Star Wars movie, everyone yelled, "CHEWBACCA!".
     
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  19. LEGO

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    Doublepost, too many people yelling sajt, and taxis are yellow.
     
  20. PL45M4 D3V45T4T0R

    PL45M4 D3V45T4T0R The Elder Plasma Retired

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    Taxis are white in Australia, LEGO. Thought you might want to know. Who knows, they could be black from where Red Ranger hails.

    Anyway...

    God dammit, I can't think of any Yo Mama jokes from the top of my head!
     

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