...don't you dare make that joke here. Please use this thread to announce that you are going away for a few days (or more), have limited access for a while, or are returning from limited/no access. There is no need to make an entire thread dedicated to telling everyone you are leaving for two days. Note that this is NOT a status update thread. Use status updates for minor updates; use this thread if you have a specific reason to inform the community of your absence (such as it being more than a few days in length).