Closed The Holiday Menace :: BOSS 2 ACTIVE

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  1. PL45M4 D3V45T4T0R

    PL45M4 D3V45T4T0R The Elder Plasma Retired

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    I forgive Sehn, dealing 40,000 damage to RED.
     
  2. sehn

    sehn Baby Auroran

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    I attack red this time for 1000 damage, almost inaudiably telling him that I'm only attacking because I'll die again if I don't.
     
  3. Pyro240

    Pyro240 Watermelon Lover

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    >Pyro left, only to fire a thermonuclear cluster missile from a remote location, dealing 82000 damage to RED.

    (32 thousand damage over, because two turns of damage in one post, if that makes sense. Basically, it counts for the empty post I made earlier. If not, 50k.)
     
  4. RedCreeper07

    RedCreeper07 The Last Crimtane Retired

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    Ok, I'm done hosting this game. Thanks for playing!

    NOT!

    BACK TO WORK!!!

    —— ATTACKS (PLAYERS) ——
    Plasma: (7) You dealt 80000 damage! You get an item that heals 500 HP!
    Pyro: (1) Pyro, out of nowhere, fired 2 cluster missiles, one that does 32000, and another that does 50000. Suddenly, you realize one of them were aimed at you. You braced for a ton of damage, then realizing you got hit by the 32000 damage missile. A close miss to death! You took 32000 damage!
    Red: (10) Again, with the swords. You dealt 125000 damage! You got an item that heals 1000 HP! [COPIED FROM UPDATE 4]
    Sehn: (ENEMY) (5) He damages Red for 1000 damage. You monster.

    —— ATTACKS (RED) ——

    RED switches to Plasma this time, dealing 25% of Plasma's max HP!

    —— PLAYER LIST ——

    Plasma: 30001/50000
    - 1000 HP pot
    - 500 HP pot
    Pyro: 16400/50000 (WARNING!!)
    Red: 31212/50000
    - 500 HP pot
    - 1000 HP pot

    —— BOSS LIST ——

    RED || 6128166/6666666 HP
    Sehn: 25000/25000 HP

    You have 22 days left! Time’s ticking!!! I recommend more players JOIN!!! Please? *whimper*
     
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  5. sehn

    sehn Baby Auroran

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    Sehn hits red for 1 damage, to make up for hurting him last time.
     
  6. RedCreeper07

    RedCreeper07 The Last Crimtane Retired

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    *Says sorry to the otherworldly voice that makes updates about not atta- oh wait, thats me. Anyways I throw my 1000 HP pot at Pyro, telling him to drink it. (TIP: You are allowed to heal and attack in one turn!)*

    I aimed with my hands, and fired an ether blast for 40000 damage!
     
  7. Pyro240

    Pyro240 Watermelon Lover

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    (How in the hell would a nuclear cluster missile (IT'S A THERMONUCLEAR WEAPON, IT HAS SAFETY EQUIPMENT) be redirected or even have the fuel to go back and somehow land back inside the silo which long since closed? logic please)

    >Pyro is morbidly confused by the bullshit that just happened, so he throws an incendiary grenade in RED's general direction. It was designed to do 16000 damage.
     
  8. PL45M4 D3V45T4T0R

    PL45M4 D3V45T4T0R The Elder Plasma Retired

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    I also throw my own 1000 HP potion to Pyro because he is a dear friend, and explains the magical sorcery required for the nuclear cluster missile to turn around to hit its launcher that is random.org.

    >I also upgrade to a Demon Bow, shooting Frostburn arrows at RED for 30,000 damage. Plasma is now even more confused than Pyro, because a Demonite bow dealt less damage than a Boreal Wood one.
     
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  9. RedCreeper07

    RedCreeper07 The Last Crimtane Retired

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    *Something is making a buzzing sound from myself. I snapped my fingers, and started talking.*

    Hello?

    Oh yes...

    Ya?

    Oh dear...

    Seriously?

    Erugh... give me another minute?

    Come on... ju-

    Fine. That's what brothers are for...

    Ok. See you.

    *To everyone*

    Welp, I got to get going. Puf guys! Oh and by the way, if I come back and see RED below 6 million HP, I'll buff you guys so you can do even more damage! But don't expect that, because I made this next turn especially hard for you to win.

    —— ATTACKS (PLAYERS) ——
    Plasma: (2) You just made it worse. You manage to shoot yourself in the face for 15000 damage!
    Pyro: (3) Pyro, just letting you know that attack you just did isn't doing anything atm. The other 50000 missile hasn't done its damage yet. And unfortunately for you, that missile managed to hit the ground. No need to attack after this update, since the grenade will eventually hit, or kill you. Also, you can do something called healing, as well as attacking. Good time to heal up before you get rekt. So again, don't attack. Your grenade will do the damage... eventually.
    Red: (3) The magic went right through RED. 0 damage dealt.
    Sehn: (ENEMY) (2) You did a attack so flimsy, you hit yourself for 0.5 damage. I'll go with the benefit of the doubt and round down to 0 cuz why not.

    —— ATTACKS (RED) ——

    RED gets very confused on the situation at hand. since everyone seemed to have become drunk, he spends that time to nap. NEXT TURN WILL DO TRIPLE DAMAGE (Unless 3 or below in number).

    —— PLAYER LIST ——

    Plasma: 15001/50000 (WARNING!)
    - 500 HP pot
    Pyro: 16400/50000 (WARNING!!)
    - 1000 HP pot (x2)
    Red: 31212/50000
    - 500 HP pot

    —— BOSS LIST ——

    RED || 6128166/6666666 HP
    Sehn: 25000/25000 HP

    You have 21 days left! Time’s ticking!!! I wish for more players... :<
     
  10. PL45M4 D3V45T4T0R

    PL45M4 D3V45T4T0R The Elder Plasma Retired

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    Let's do this. 50,000 damage Wooden Hammer, hits RED.
     
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  11. RedCreeper07

    RedCreeper07 The Last Crimtane Retired

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    @PL45M4 D3V45T4T0R You still only can reach 50K. The double damage will come in on the update.
     
  12. Pyro240

    Pyro240 Watermelon Lover

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    >Pyro starts repairing and does not attack.
     
  13. PL45M4 D3V45T4T0R

    PL45M4 D3V45T4T0R The Elder Plasma Retired

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    Sorry, I thought THIS was the next turn.
     
  14. RedCreeper07

    RedCreeper07 The Last Crimtane Retired

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    @PL45M4 D3V45T4T0R this is. So once you put in your damage, I will first roll it, then double the outcome, unless it’s 3 or below
     
  15. RedCreeper07

    RedCreeper07 The Last Crimtane Retired

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    —— ATTACKS (PLAYERS) ——
    Plasma: (9) 50000 * 375% * 2 = you dealt 375000 damage!
    Pyro: (9) Your grenade finally hit RED in the face for 120000 damage! Meanwhile, you played safe and decided to use both HP pots, healing 2000 HP. Not a a lot, but it seems good to you. And somehow, even though it was resistant to fire, it still took full damage. Do not expect that to last for long...
    Red: (3) Went puf!
    Sehn: (ENEMY) (2) You did a attack so flimsy, you hit yourself for 0.5 damage. I'll go with the benefit of the doubt and round down to 0 cuz why not. [COPIED FROM UPDATE 6]

    —— ATTACKS (RED) ——

    RED gets a good wake-up call, and starts to scream in pain. That scream was painful to all of the players, dealing 13% of the player's current HP. (phew... and that was a critical as well...)

    However, RED is now aware of its mistake, and all player attacks will return to normal damage. Something tells me that Red will be surprised if you successfully get an extra 133166 damage in there. And who am I? You don't want to know.

    —— PLAYER LIST ——
    Plasma: 13050/50000 (WARNING!)
    - 500 HP pot
    Pyro: 16008/50000 (WARNING!!)
    Red: 31212/50000
    - 500 HP pot

    —— BOSS LIST ——

    RED || 5633166/6666666 HP
    Sehn: 25000/25000 HP

    You have 20 days left! Time’s ticking!!! I wish for more players... :<
     
  16. PL45M4 D3V45T4T0R

    PL45M4 D3V45T4T0R The Elder Plasma Retired

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    >Plasma uses a Water Bolt on RED for 50,000 damage. He wonders why he is attacking with Terraria weapons.
     
  17. sehn

    sehn Baby Auroran

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    Sehn attacks plasma for 1000 damage.
     
  18. RedCreeper07

    RedCreeper07 The Last Crimtane Retired

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    I do regret informing you this, but I am EXTREMELY busy right now. For the sake of how little time we have to defeat RED, you may attack again. I will release a total of 2 updates on my next post.

    (Basically I had time to write this and THAT'S IT today.)

    Hope you understand. :3
     
  19. sehn

    sehn Baby Auroran

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    Sehn attacks plasma again for 1k
     
  20. Pyro240

    Pyro240 Watermelon Lover

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    >Pyro fires at RED with a vortex beater for 10 thousand damage.
     
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