General Why I Probably Won’t Survive a Zombie Outbreak

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  1. yoshikoh

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    Let’s be real. Most zombie fans would probably be food for zombies instead of being hardcore zombie killing machines.

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    I recall having a conversation with my brother about being in a zombie apocalypse once. He went ahead and said, “I’d be an awesome zombie killer!” and I just replied with no hesitation…

    “I’d be an awesome zombie—“

    Yes, I’m so clumsy zombies would be too slow to get to me before I end up killing myself one way or the other. Once dead, I’d be a zombie, and probably be a better zombie than I am human.

    So as much as I am a zombie fan, I’m not so sure a zombie breakout is for me.

    Instead, I’m quite satisfied with watching zombies on YouTube gameplays with Pewdiepie and Markiplier, binge watch movies and series, and play them on games.

    ust doesn’t have a reset button, or a resurrection option.

    What about you?

    Will you survive a zombie outbreak?
     
  2. IsaacM

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    I'm mildly prepared for a doomsday situation, so my chances of slightly prolonged survival are increased by a small fraction. But lets be real, no one would survive said zombie outbreak.
     
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    Just seduce the zombies. 4head
     
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    i know a guy with full on food stocks, guns, bows, and a katana, he knows how to do all dis random survival stuff so id just find him, but tbh nobody could survive an entire population turning against them, plus u have to die one day.
     
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    Kick butt no survive maybe lol. (Playing terraria in our basement bunker)
     
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    It's very easy to survive a zombie apocalypse when the military, as well as simple logic meaning it would most likely be impossible for zombies to be powerful enough to break things like doors, makes it near impossible for an outbreak to occur. If it did happen though, I see myself dying from causes other than zombies. Human teeth aren't strong, and I have a few pieces of chainmail I can use to protect my upper body. I'm also a decent shot, so killing zombies wouldn't be the issue; it'd be surviving other events, most notably others. I can cook, and I can clean water (as most can). I've gone camping way too much so I am fairly used to the woods and outdoors. Problem is my social skills are TERRIBLE. I'd either have to hunt for food/water or probably die trying to get food from others in more urban areas. LMAO I know I'm reviving this thread slightly but I was just browsing the forums and thought it'd be fun to join the discussion :)
     

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